Left-handed Life Gifts

'The test results indicate that you were drawn very fast and with the left hand.'

'I'm not sure what I want out of life, but I want a lot of it.'

'Stevens, get in here. I need a few minutes with the left side of your brain.'

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks

"Death coach..."

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

I was starting a new chapter in my life and I tripped over a footnote.

Baxter finally gets a life

Obama, the Enigma?

"In a former life, I was exactly the same."

Wally dozes off in the middle of his mid-life crisis.

"Last time I saw you, you were just a baby."

"I just don't know what to do with myself in that long stretch after college but before social security."

What you want in life is sometimes out of reach.

The big life questions that really get us thinking.

'I've turned another corner in my life.' 'One more corner and you'll be back where you started.'

"Oh! I thought that was our party manifesto..."

I knew my niche market would someday be validated! It's the blue-eyed, left handed, Sagittarius network!

'The meaning of life? 'Life' boils down into three categories...you are born...you live awhile....you then die.'

Information desk at the top of a mountain.

'The Meaning of Life or your life!'

'I've given up on looking for the bluebird of happiness. . . I'd settle for the chicken of contentment!'

"What if this is all there is?"

"You could try watching your diet or getting more exercise – but you'll just be delaying the inevitable."

With no outs in the bottom of the seventh, coach brings in a new pitcher.

'When did the world get into such a big hurry?'

'Apparently all my creative juices have seeped into the left side of my brain.'

'This hand puppet is ambidextrous. It can be used on either hand.'

The case against Mike Moore.

The Answer to Life.

"Settle down and try to remember why we call you Lefty."

"We are but snagged threads in Life's tapestry, Edna - I think that deserves a drink."

"Dream as if you'll live forever, live as if you'll die today."

"Here he comes again. Bet you he talks about how we're all thrust into this world against our will."

"You take small bites out life, Howard, and chew thoroughly."