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Typical Brain Versus Einstein's Brain

'Yes, Dear, I know fish is brain food, but maybe you should cut down a little!'

'I don't care if he does have an I.Q. of 169. I still think he's faking.'

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

The Map of the human brain

'Here's MY information highway!'

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

'And this is Allan...he's the brain in the family!'

Miss America IQ Pageant

The intellectual.

Genius Envy

Brains - Java Man, Neanderthal Man, Modern Man.

Man Plugged Into His Stereo.

'Yeah, I don't have trouble remembering my times tables, but I stink at algebra...'

"My first night in the lab and I was clearly the smallest brain in the place."

'G-g-golly! One day out of med school and I'm about to perform brain surgery! Just look at that scalpel shake!'

'It's a deal. You don't infect me, and I don't infect you.'

'Maybe we have the wrong subject for this brain mapping project.'

Switch on brain

Reading newspaper makes you smart.

Child finding school too hard.

'No, you weren't there. But in your expert opinion as a certified brainiac, do you think he did it?'

'I'm growing mini human brains from stem cells.'

Bigger Brain

Thinking Cap (a hat in the form of a brain).

'I'm not saying I won't eat left-brained people's brains, but I prefer right.'

X-RAY

The power of the brain

"As explained, Parkinson's Disease is a depletion of dopamine in the brain. But before you fill up that space with a lot of negative thoughts, let's discuss your treatment options."

A walking brain, with legs, and a head (or is it a mask?)

Brains

Where the hell did you get that brain ?

"I'm going to probe the depths of Mr. Osgood's psyche, Miss Wigley - Have the smelling salts ready."