Brainiac Enthusiast Prints

Typical Brain Versus Einstein's Brain

'Yes, Dear, I know fish is brain food, but maybe you should cut down a little!'

Noam Chomsky

'I don't care if he does have an I.Q. of 169. I still think he's faking.'

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

The Map of the human brain

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

'Here's MY information highway!'

The intellectual.

Miss America IQ Pageant

'And this is Allan...he's the brain in the family!'

Genius Envy

Brains - Java Man, Neanderthal Man, Modern Man.

The Man who Mistook His Wife for a Hat, and the Woman who Mistook her Husband for a New Mercedes.

'Yeah, I don't have trouble remembering my times tables, but I stink at algebra...'

"My first night in the lab and I was clearly the smallest brain in the place."

Spindle Neurons

Man Plugged Into His Stereo.

'G-g-golly! One day out of med school and I'm about to perform brain surgery! Just look at that scalpel shake!'

'It's a deal. You don't infect me, and I don't infect you.'

Switch on brain

'Maybe we have the wrong subject for this brain mapping project.'

Child finding school too hard.

Reading newspaper makes you smart.

'No, you weren't there. But in your expert opinion as a certified brainiac, do you think he did it?'

'I'm growing mini human brains from stem cells.'

Bigger Brain

Thinking Cap (a hat in the form of a brain).

"Apparently the will was typed up wrong and UCLA got all your husband's money...and you get his brain!"

The power of the brain

X-RAY

'I'm not saying I won't eat left-brained people's brains, but I prefer right.'

"As explained, Parkinson's Disease is a depletion of dopamine in the brain. But before you fill up that space with a lot of negative thoughts, let's discuss your treatment options."

Brains