Brainiac Explorer T-Shirts

The Galaxy's Guide to Hitch-Hikers: Frankenstein

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

Typical Brain Versus Einstein's Brain

The Map of the human brain

'Here's MY information highway!'

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

'...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?'

Sigmund Freud.

'And this is Allan...he's the brain in the family!'

X-ray Psychology.

Unguided imagery

The intellectual.

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

Miss America IQ Pageant

Genius Envy

'I don't care if he does have an I.Q. of 169. I still think he's faking.'

Brains - Java Man, Neanderthal Man, Modern Man.

'Yeah, I don't have trouble remembering my times tables, but I stink at algebra...'

The Man who Mistook His Wife for a Hat, and the Woman who Mistook her Husband for a New Mercedes.

Spindle Neurons

Man Plugged Into His Stereo.

'G-g-golly! One day out of med school and I'm about to perform brain surgery! Just look at that scalpel shake!'

Roland, the schizophrenic cowboy.

'It's a deal. You don't infect me, and I don't infect you.'

'Maybe we have the wrong subject for this brain mapping project.'

Switch on brain

"Have you tried just giving your head a shake?"

Reading newspaper makes you smart.

Child finding school too hard.

'Care to join in some of my avoidance behaviour?'

"I should warn you that many of John's thoughts are subliminal."

'No, you weren't there. But in your expert opinion as a certified brainiac, do you think he did it?'

'I'm growing mini human brains from stem cells.'