Brainiac T-Shirts

'I'm growing mini human brains from stem cells.'

'G-g-golly! One day out of med school and I'm about to perform brain surgery! Just look at that scalpel shake!'

Bigger Brain

'I wonder if they KNOW about each other?'

Smoking linked to dementia

'Great news! We found a donor body!'

'You'll have to forgive Sidney. The left and right hemispheres of his brain are currently engaged in a struggle for dominance.'

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

The Mnemonic Plague.

Thinking Cap (a hat in the form of a brain).

'Hope you like it. I put a LOT of thought into it.'

Brains - Java Man, Neanderthal Man, Modern Man.

'It appears that your son's problems stem from attention deficit disorder.'

'This is not exactly rocket science - it's just brain surgery.'

'My prefrontal cortex made me do it!'

Giant brain with an arrow through it sits on Freud's psychiatric couch.

'Now I want you all to put your thinking caps on...'

'It's come to out attention that you've been hoarding intellectual properties."

"Now, don't overthink it."

"As explained, Parkinson's Disease is a depletion of dopamine in the brain. But before you fill up that space with a lot of negative thoughts, let's discuss your treatment options."

"We know how much we know about the brain but not how much we don't know."

'As soon as she's out zap her with the brain probe!'

Examinations

Man with a lizard brain.

'Maybe we have the wrong subject for this brain mapping project.'

"Our goal, boys and girls, is to learn as much about our brains as the on-line retailers know."

"Your scan shows 'sex on the brain', Mr Wilson."

Switch on brain

Brain Injury

"Did I hear you right? You want an educational toy?"

Einstein

The Hooligan.

"I'm leaving my subconscious to science."

Brains

"Pineal gland. Pituitary gland. Push her buttons gland."