Brainiac Gifts

'I'm growing mini human brains from stem cells.'

'G-g-golly! One day out of med school and I'm about to perform brain surgery! Just look at that scalpel shake!'

Bigger Brain

'I wonder if they KNOW about each other?'

'Great news! We found a donor body!'

'You'll have to forgive Sidney. The left and right hemispheres of his brain are currently engaged in a struggle for dominance.'

Smoking linked to dementia

Graduates leave with lightbulbs above their heads.

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

The Mnemonic Plague.

Thinking Cap (a hat in the form of a brain).

'This is not exactly rocket science - it's just brain surgery.'

'Hope you like it. I put a LOT of thought into it.'

'It appears that your son's problems stem from attention deficit disorder.'

Brains - Java Man, Neanderthal Man, Modern Man.

'My prefrontal cortex made me do it!'

"Apparently the will was typed up wrong and UCLA got all your husband's money...and you get his brain!"

'It's come to out attention that you've been hoarding intellectual properties."

'Now I want you all to put your thinking caps on...'

Giant brain with an arrow through it sits on Freud's psychiatric couch.

"Now, don't overthink it."

"Our goal, boys and girls, is to learn as much about our brains as the on-line retailers know."

Man with a lizard brain.

'As soon as she's out zap her with the brain probe!'

Male Brain, Female Brain. . . Your Brain.

"We know how much we know about the brain but not how much we don't know."

Brain Injury

'Phwoar! Full frontal cortex.'

What, I'm the only one suddenly craving walnuts?

"Your scan shows 'sex on the brain', Mr Wilson."

"As explained, Parkinson's Disease is a depletion of dopamine in the brain. But before you fill up that space with a lot of negative thoughts, let's discuss your treatment options."

Examinations

Switch on brain

Mensa gym...we exercise the mind!

'Maybe we have the wrong subject for this brain mapping project.'