Brain Exercises T-Shirts

'I think you need to work on your frontal lobes.'

"Making up words for my crossword puzzle is almost harder than simply doing it correctly."

Your Sudoku is in the paper.

Memory school - Improve retention, capacity, recall - if amnesia persists, see your physician.

"My imagination ran wild, and I pulled a muscle in my brain."

X-ray Psychology.

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

"Young man, go to your room and stay there until your cerebral cortex matures."

"That's hardly necessary!"

Man and brain

Suddenly Paul realised that HE had been the odd one out all along.

Brain Power

Dog training

'I'm growing mini human brains from stem cells.'

Thinking Cap (a hat in the form of a brain).

"My mom's getting me a tutor. That's kind of a personal trainer for the brain."

Book store has a book called 'Mind Games,' which is floating magically in the air.

Footballer kicking his own brain.

'The problem seems to be in the memory bank.'

'My thanks go first to the Nobel Committee for this great honor, and to my son who encouraged me to keep my mind agile with word games, and puzzles.'

'I'm left brained and I needed some right brains.'

"And if the golf area of the brain was somehow destroyed, there might be a little something extra in it for you."

Traditional wisdom tells us that the brain takes on the shape of what it rests upon.

'But how does it feel to misunderstand how you might think about not knowing what to believe?'

'It's good to see Dad keeping his mind active.'

When psychiatrists do self analysis.

'No more appointments today, Miss Mitchell. I'm all psyched out.'

Mensa gym...we exercise the mind!

"I'm following up on the why did the chicken cross the road question. I'm researching why did the thought cross the mind."

Woman says, 'How did your memory improvement class go last night?' Man answers, 'I completely forgot about it!'

Brain Exercise Video: "Okay, think...and stop...and think, and stop! Stay with me now! Think harder! Feel that burn!"

"Switch me on please..."

"ADHD is a chronic condition marked by an inability to focus attention for an extended perio. . ."

"We've discovered the part of the human brain that activates achievement is located right next to the section that governs how much you look out the window."

'Sculptor'