Cognitive Exercises T-Shirts

Brain Exercise Video: "Okay, think...and stop...and think, and stop! Stay with me now! Think harder! Feel that burn!"

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

Lemniskate

Man mourns the loss of his king after being checkmated.

"Have you been working out?"

Suddenly Paul realised that HE had been the odd one out all along.

How Optimism Works

You have reached the end of your brain...

'The problem seems to be in the memory bank.'

"Professor Williams had at first been reluctant to join the Assistant Deans in their Think Great Thoughts aerobics. He later came to enjoy the activity."

'Your problems are caused by all-or- nothing thinking. It's either that, or you don't have any problems.'

'It's good to see Dad keeping his mind active.'

Mensa gym...we exercise the mind!

"That wasn't daydreaming; I was internalizing my goal targeted self performance metrics."

Woman says, 'How did your memory improvement class go last night?' Man answers, 'I completely forgot about it!'

'I think you need to work on your frontal lobes.'

'Shhh! He's trying to retrieve a mental note.'

"Repeating yourself is a sign of old age."

'We got lucky. We could have ended up with cosmetics testing!'

Memory Clinic - Old What's His Name, Director.

Annual Amnesia Convention

'But, somehow, sudoku baffles me.'

Brain Training

Your Sudoku is in the paper.

Institute (brain).

"Today's special: Passwords"

Dumbing Down for Smarties

"My imagination ran wild, and I pulled a muscle in my brain."

'Sorry, that mental note has been deleted.'

SODUKU - Difficulty: Impossible

Jigsaw puzzle

Psychiatrist doing sudoku puzzles.

From tab A to tab B.

"I use my mind to constantly calculate and recalculate the number of grudges I'm holding with the hope that this will help ward off Alzheimer's."

"Making up words for my crossword puzzle is almost harder than simply doing it correctly."