Cognitive Improvement Journey T-Shirts

Woman says, 'How did your memory improvement class go last night?' Man answers, 'I completely forgot about it!'

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

"The overthinker"

"I feel like I don’t even know my own husband ... and it’s driving me wild!"

'When my business turned into a lemon, I made lemonade....but that also failed when nobody liked its taste'

'Trouble is they always forget to return them...'

Burnout Syndrome...

"Have you been working out?"

"You've changed."

"Look, son, real estate."

"Most people forget they've had amnesia."

Career Analyst "Well I've looked at your file and yes, your job is rubbish"

Men's Health Screenings.

How Optimism Works

"How come I can't remember what I forget, but I always remember that I forgot something!"

"What does she have that I don't?"

"There's a wonderful book on memory tricks here, but I can't remember what I did with it!"

"These quiet walks in the park remind me of what a psycho you were before you started taking the meds."

Book store has a book called 'Mind Games,' which is floating magically in the air.

"The thing is, you have to really want to change."

"You can't let the tick birds continue to define you."

'Therapy always works best in a safe environment ... such as your old tree house.'

"I think, therefore I am depressed."

"What are we watching? I don't know. Some show on short attention spans."

"… and a big shout-out to my hippocampus, without which I wouldn’t be standing here saying words."

"We can't go on, year after year, reliving the French revolution."

"How learning curves feel... Before: Holy hell During: I'm not gonna make it! After: That wasn't so bad! The next time: Again?!!"

"Father was a tyrant."

Study more to pass more tests.

"Ambitions. . . To . . . Er. . . Um . . . Become. . . Er. . . Um. . . A. . . Er. . . Um . . . Motivational. . . Er. . . Um. . . Speaker."

"You're starting to look like your old self again."