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Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

"So, what do you do for play?"

"Well, either you're hopelessly optimistic or hopelessly short-sighted."

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

"Have you been working out?"

"We had a brainstorm - I hope it's a brainchild."

"Most people forget they've had amnesia."

Caricature of Noam Chomsky

How to Do Small Talk??!!

'Now that we've evolved, we should work on our people skills.'

"Develop your social skills. Share information about yourself so people will want to talk to you." "I like to dissect animals."

"… and a big shout-out to my hippocampus, without which I wouldn’t be standing here saying words."

"What are we watching? I don't know. Some show on short attention spans."

Fishing Contest

"I think it’s time we started holding other kids’ hands."

"I totally meant to do that."

An afterthought/An afrothought

"Come on Hugh, you know you have to wallow in the mud hole before sitting down at the table."

"This one? This one? Listen, make up your mind, or I;m picking out a flea for you."

'You're trying to find yourself? -- No offense, but if I were you, I'd look for somebody ELSE.'

Woman says, 'How did your memory improvement class go last night?' Man answers, 'I completely forgot about it!'

Brain Exercise Video: "Okay, think...and stop...and think, and stop! Stay with me now! Think harder! Feel that burn!"

"I would share, but I'm not there developmentally."

'You have to learn to face reality.', 'Can't I just sneak up on it?'

Coming Soon: The G.P.S. for Conversations

Yossi's mother couldn't understand why he was struggling socially.

'I think you need to work on your frontal lobes.'

"I just don't know if I have the energy to meet new people."

'Shhh! He's trying to retrieve a mental note.'

"Are you talking to me?"

'You know, sometimes I think we don't even speak the same body language.'

"I don't believe you can't get close to anyone, Mr Jones. Get back over your own side."

I knew a guy who was born with a sidelong glance. . .