Cognitive Skills Mugs

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

"Well, either you're hopelessly optimistic or hopelessly short-sighted."

"So, what do you do for play?"

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

"We had a brainstorm - I hope it's a brainchild."

"Have you been working out?"

"Most people forget they've had amnesia."

How to Do Small Talk??!!

Caricature of Noam Chomsky

'Now that we've evolved, we should work on our people skills.'

"Develop your social skills. Share information about yourself so people will want to talk to you." "I like to dissect animals."

"… and a big shout-out to my hippocampus, without which I wouldn’t be standing here saying words."

"What are we watching? I don't know. Some show on short attention spans."

"I think it’s time we started holding other kids’ hands."

Fishing Contest

"I totally meant to do that."

"Come on Hugh, you know you have to wallow in the mud hole before sitting down at the table."

Ouija Bored

An afterthought/An afrothought

'You're trying to find yourself? -- No offense, but if I were you, I'd look for somebody ELSE.'

"This one? This one? Listen, make up your mind, or I;m picking out a flea for you."

Woman says, 'How did your memory improvement class go last night?' Man answers, 'I completely forgot about it!'

Brain Exercise Video: "Okay, think...and stop...and think, and stop! Stay with me now! Think harder! Feel that burn!"

"I would share, but I'm not there developmentally."

Coming Soon: The G.P.S. for Conversations

'You have to learn to face reality.', 'Can't I just sneak up on it?'

Yossi's mother couldn't understand why he was struggling socially.

"I just don't know if I have the energy to meet new people."

'I think you need to work on your frontal lobes.'

'You know, sometimes I think we don't even speak the same body language.'

"Are you talking to me?"

"I don't believe you can't get close to anyone, Mr Jones. Get back over your own side."

'Shhh! He's trying to retrieve a mental note.'

I knew a guy who was born with a sidelong glance. . .