Cognitive Scientist T-Shirts

Looking for a t-shirt that speaks to a cognitive scientist’s sharp insight? Our clever designs combine science and style to make everyday wear a conversation starter.

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Caricature of Noam Chomsky

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From tab A to tab B.

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"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare." mockup

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

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In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of. mockup

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

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"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful." mockup

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

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"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?" mockup

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

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Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions mockup

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

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"Well, either you're hopelessly optimistic or hopelessly short-sighted."

"Well, either you're hopelessly optimistic or hopelessly short-sighted." mockup

"Well, either you're hopelessly optimistic or hopelessly short-sighted."

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"The overthinker"

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Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory. mockup

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

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A cross section of the brain shows what a man thinks about.

A cross section of the brain shows what a man thinks about. mockup

A cross section of the brain shows what a man thinks about.

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"We had a brainstorm - I hope it's a brainchild."

"We had a brainstorm - I hope it's a brainchild." mockup

"We had a brainstorm - I hope it's a brainchild."

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"He doesn’t say much, but he thinks a lot."

"He doesn’t say much, but he thinks a lot." mockup

"He doesn’t say much, but he thinks a lot."

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Free-Floating Anxiety

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"Most people forget they've had amnesia."

"Most people forget they've had amnesia." mockup

"Most people forget they've had amnesia."

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Human Brain

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'I'm growing mini human brains from stem cells.' mockup

'I'm growing mini human brains from stem cells.'

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Thinking Cap (a hat in the form of a brain).

Thinking Cap (a hat in the form of a brain). mockup

Thinking Cap (a hat in the form of a brain).

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How information mingles in our brains mockup

How information mingles in our brains

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Book store has a book called 'Mind Games,' which is floating magically in the air.

Book store has a book called 'Mind Games,' which is floating magically in the air. mockup

Book store has a book called 'Mind Games,' which is floating magically in the air.

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"The most obvious side-effect of having a chip implanted in my brain is a constant craving for onion dip."

"The most obvious side-effect of having a chip implanted in my brain is a constant craving for onion dip." mockup

"The most obvious side-effect of having a chip implanted in my brain is a constant craving for onion dip."

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"How come I can't remember what I forget, but I always remember that I forgot something!"

"How come I can't remember what I forget, but I always remember that I forgot something!" mockup

"How come I can't remember what I forget, but I always remember that I forgot something!"

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"Information is moved via neurotransmitters from neuron to neuron via the synapses into the brain where it is then retrieved by the memory via a slap on the back of the head."

"Information is moved via neurotransmitters from neuron to neuron via the synapses into the brain where it is then retrieved by the memory via a slap on the back of the head."

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"Let's see if I understand: your brain can't be upgraded with additional memory, and to make matters even worse, untold thousands of those brain cells die each day?"

"Let's see if I understand: your brain can't be upgraded with additional memory, and to make matters even worse, untold thousands of those brain cells die each day?"

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