Cognitive Science Fan T-Shirts

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

"By labeling it, I control it."

'Maybe we have the wrong subject for this brain mapping project.'

'It's psychological I know, but it makes me feel warmer...'

"Most people forget they've had amnesia."

"Dopamine Casino. Gambling that makes you feel like gambling."

Caricature of Noam Chomsky

PSYCHIATRIC CLINIC, 'You know what I dread? -- March madness!'

'Just because they're afraid of you, it doesn't mean they don't like you.'

'I think we're losing sight of our roots.'

"My self help book on self-esteem is not selling as well as I'd anticipated..!"

"What are we watching? I don't know. Some show on short attention spans."

"I totally meant to do that."

'You're too aggressive.'

"I've got a friend who thinks I'm Napoleon."

"Don't take it so hard. It was a really tough maze."

August Comte

"This guilt complex is killing me!"

"A modest proposal: Why not arm the Trump administration for their own safety?"

'You have to learn to face reality.', 'Can't I just sneak up on it?'

'It's all right. You're allowed to get up on this couch.'

Stock Market Psychology: 'Buy with the leftside of your brain, sell with the rightside!'

"Where do my needs fit into your little hierarchy, Maslow?"

"Something has to change....my life is turning into pure hell."

Stilts go to Bobo the Clown's head.

Reverse Psychology: "It's not not gaslighting."

'That was the view of the right side of my brain...now the view from the left side...'

Quick Crossword.

'Sorry, Dr. Schmertzdorf — that was my right brain talking.'