Cognitive Science Fan Mugs

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

My Brother Al once went through a period of depression, your honor. He would just sit around in his robe all day. Then his psychiatrist got him out of his funk. Would you like to have his doctor's phone number? ? ?

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

"By labeling it, I control it."

Spindle Neurons

'Maybe we have the wrong subject for this brain mapping project.'

'It's psychological I know, but it makes me feel warmer...'

"Most people forget they've had amnesia."

PSYCHIATRIC CLINIC, 'You know what I dread? -- March madness!'

"Dopamine Casino. Gambling that makes you feel like gambling."

Caricature of Noam Chomsky

"What are we watching? I don't know. Some show on short attention spans."

"My self help book on self-esteem is not selling as well as I'd anticipated..!"

'I think we're losing sight of our roots.'

'Just because they're afraid of you, it doesn't mean they don't like you.'

"I totally meant to do that."

'You're too aggressive.'

"I've got a friend who thinks I'm Napoleon."

'I'm beginning to see some change in you.'

"Don't take it so hard. It was a really tough maze."

"This guilt complex is killing me!"

"A modest proposal: Why not arm the Trump administration for their own safety?"

August Comte

'You have to learn to face reality.', 'Can't I just sneak up on it?'

'It's all right. You're allowed to get up on this couch.'

Stock Market Psychology: 'Buy with the leftside of your brain, sell with the rightside!'

"Something has to change....my life is turning into pure hell."

"Where do my needs fit into your little hierarchy, Maslow?"

Stilts go to Bobo the Clown's head.

'That was the view of the right side of my brain...now the view from the left side...'

"I'm still very impressed by natural intelligence."

Reverse Psychology: "It's not not gaslighting."

Quick Crossword.

"I was on a roll at first. Then, things began to unravel, and my life just went down the drain."