Behavioral Science Fan T-Shirts

'I think we're losing sight of our roots.'

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

"The unlucky lemming"

E-Baying @ The Moon

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

"That's how humans reproduce? But, there's three of them..."

Mating rituals

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point'. Tennyson.'

Goldfish evolution - "...it's called evolution and it means in a few years we'll walk right out that door."

"This may be Malcolm Gladwell talking, but we were married on the wrong day!"

'It's psychological I know, but it makes me feel warmer...'

"No son of mine is going into entomology."

"Actually, not all roses are red. Sometimes they're white as well as numerous other colours. Also I think you'll find that violets are sort of purple..."

"Well, you gonna spin?" "Ah, maybe after another Breaking Bad."

PSYCHIATRIC CLINIC, 'You know what I dread? -- March madness!'

"Dopamine Casino. Gambling that makes you feel like gambling."

"Now, let your inner ‘bad dog’ answer the question ..."

Failures.

'They learn fast, don't they?'

Cat reading Rommel biography.

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

Echo in the hippo.

"My self help book on self-esteem is not selling as well as I'd anticipated..!"

'He's making tremendous progress. last week he had three tails.'

'Just because they're afraid of you, it doesn't mean they don't like you.'

'You're too aggressive.'