Behavioral Science Fan Gifts

Tonight's Lecture: Breaking Old Habits. Every time I try to kick my bad habits, they turn out to have shin guards.

'I think we're losing sight of our roots.'

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

'If he grabs the broccoli, we turn on the Raffi tunes. If he heads towards the Playstation, he hit him with the air horn at 100db.'

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

My Brother Al once went through a period of depression, your honor. He would just sit around in his robe all day. Then his psychiatrist got him out of his funk. Would you like to have his doctor's phone number? ? ?

"The unlucky lemming"

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

E-Baying @ The Moon

Mating rituals

"That's how humans reproduce? But, there's three of them..."

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point'. Tennyson.'

"This may be Malcolm Gladwell talking, but we were married on the wrong day!"

"Actually, not all roses are red. Sometimes they're white as well as numerous other colours. Also I think you'll find that violets are sort of purple..."

"No son of mine is going into entomology."

Goldfish evolution - "...it's called evolution and it means in a few years we'll walk right out that door."

'It's psychological I know, but it makes me feel warmer...'

"Dopamine Casino. Gambling that makes you feel like gambling."

PSYCHIATRIC CLINIC, 'You know what I dread? -- March madness!'

"Well, you gonna spin?" "Ah, maybe after another Breaking Bad."

When it comes to health issues, I'd rather listen to a physician than a spin doctor.

"Now, let your inner ‘bad dog’ answer the question ..."

'Max really likes those genetic markers.'

'They learn fast, don't they?'

Failures.

"My self help book on self-esteem is not selling as well as I'd anticipated..!"

'He's making tremendous progress. last week he had three tails.'

Lucky has an 'out-of-potty' experience.

Cat reading Rommel biography.

Echo in the hippo.

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."