Behavioral Science Buffs Gifts

"And when did this over-aggressive behavior begin to manifest itself?"

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

"Cat box"

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

'If he grabs the broccoli, we turn on the Raffi tunes. If he heads towards the Playstation, he hit him with the air horn at 100db.'

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

"First date hairball... awkward."

"But if you cure my hypochondria I won't have any hobbies."

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

"Oh, I'm thrilled with my new dog! He's sort of a hunter/retriever/plumber/electrician."

"Did you just do a rooster?"

"I appreciate the effort Carl, but I don't think you understand the swarm concept."

"You dropped yer wallet."

"She's a dachshund-lemming mix."

"This says dogs can exhibit feelings of jealousy."

'The Lemming Book Store'

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

Ostrich Curoisities

Psychiatrist with bust of Freud

"This may be Malcolm Gladwell talking, but we were married on the wrong day!"

"Stupid – yet irresistible."

'I beleive I have a new approach to psychotherapy, but, like everything else, the FDA tells me it first has to be tested on mice.'

'Master Pavlov is a bit strange these days: For some reason, he rings a bell before serving us dinner...'

"[Old Steak Bone Tavern]"

I've been feeling sluggish lately.

Bear who goes drinking instead of hibernating

"Now, let your inner ‘bad dog’ answer the question ..."

"Dopamine Casino. Gambling that makes you feel like gambling."

"Great heavens, what have they done to them?!"

"I'm an ass is half-full kind of donkey."

'Forget about building trust. Just give the dog a bath.'

Failures.

'I hate surprises!'

"Is your dog friendly?!"