Behavioral Studies Buff Gifts

Behavioral studies.

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

'OK, team, let's review: when the arrow goes down, it means...?

"Cat box"

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

"But can't I be feared and loved?"

"But if you cure my hypochondria I won't have any hobbies."

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

Banana Split Personality

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

"Yet she never gains an ounce."

"Oh, I'm thrilled with my new dog! He's sort of a hunter/retriever/plumber/electrician."

"Did you just do a rooster?"

"I appreciate the effort Carl, but I don't think you understand the swarm concept."

'Occasionally the Dr. asks me to get real with people.'

"This says dogs can exhibit feelings of jealousy."

"All a cat CAN do is strive for authenticity."

"You dropped yer wallet."

'The Lemming Book Store'

'On the plus side, I give my thanks this Thanksgiving that I'm not a turkey. On the minus side...'

'I screwed up royally!'

"I'm an oldest child trapped in the body of a middle child."

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

'It's just like any other doll except this one needs hours of therapy to work normally.'

"Pavlov's dog: Friday night"

Ostrich Curoisities

'Of course I'm paranoid and delusional, dummy! -- I was abducted by aliens, for crying out loud!'