Behavioral Science Buffs Pillows

"And when did this over-aggressive behavior begin to manifest itself?"

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

"Cat box"

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

"First date hairball... awkward."

"But if you cure my hypochondria I won't have any hobbies."

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

"Oh, I'm thrilled with my new dog! He's sort of a hunter/retriever/plumber/electrician."

"Did you just do a rooster?"

"I appreciate the effort Carl, but I don't think you understand the swarm concept."

"She's a dachshund-lemming mix."

"This says dogs can exhibit feelings of jealousy."

"You dropped yer wallet."

'The Lemming Book Store'

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

"This may be Malcolm Gladwell talking, but we were married on the wrong day!"

"Stupid – yet irresistible."

Psychiatrist with bust of Freud

Ostrich Curoisities

'I beleive I have a new approach to psychotherapy, but, like everything else, the FDA tells me it first has to be tested on mice.'

'Master Pavlov is a bit strange these days: For some reason, he rings a bell before serving us dinner...'

"Dopamine Casino. Gambling that makes you feel like gambling."

I've been feeling sluggish lately.

"Now, let your inner ‘bad dog’ answer the question ..."

"Great heavens, what have they done to them?!"

"[Old Steak Bone Tavern]"

"I'm an ass is half-full kind of donkey."

Bear who goes drinking instead of hibernating

'Forget about building trust. Just give the dog a bath.'

Failures.

If I have to eat another mouthful of that sludge I'm gonna puke...

"Is your dog friendly?!"