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Codependipity.

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

"First date hairball... awkward."

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

"But if you cure my hypochondria I won't have any hobbies."

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

"I'm just going to ring the doorbell so I have a chance of a spot in the bed."

"Is that true, Charles? You leave your crap all over the house?"

'Doctor, I don't want to eat mouseburgers, I want to be normal like everybody else.'

"Hey Neil, you wanna come hang out with us today?"

"She's a dachshund-lemming mix."

"I'll take this one."

"Hey! There's a hair in my soup!"

Dog Bar with Toilets.

Deer Crossing Traffic Signs You Don't Often See.

'Humans do it, why couldn't we? Instead of chasing food, we could breed it: It's all explained in my report...'

"He may be neutered and declawed, but he's still dangerous."

'Master Pavlov is a bit strange these days: For some reason, he rings a bell before serving us dinner...'

"I'm an ass is half-full kind of donkey."

'Dad, this is so cool: Next month is a Blue Moon month, with two full moons instead of one!'

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"When I go, I’d like my ashes dumped on top of a squirrel’s head."

'I hate surprises!'

The universe that has me at the center of it is my kind of universe!

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'Harvey, I'm afraid the dog has the mailman intimidated.'

Cat going to litter box with newspaper to read.

"I see a psychiatrist holding a Rorschach test."

"That pigeon's at it again."

"So we're agreed—free will exists, unless there are treats."

"Wait ... now I forgot what I was going to bark at you for."

Cat does not want to chase the stick.

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'Astonishing! I just used a compass to follow the moral course of our company!'

"They took my pellets, man, I been hitting' that lever al day, they took my PELLETS!"