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Codependipity.

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

"But if you cure my hypochondria I won't have any hobbies."

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

"First date hairball... awkward."

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

"I'm just going to ring the doorbell so I have a chance of a spot in the bed."

"Is that true, Charles? You leave your crap all over the house?"

'Doctor, I don't want to eat mouseburgers, I want to be normal like everybody else.'

"Hey Neil, you wanna come hang out with us today?"

"Hey! There's a hair in my soup!"

"I'll take this one."

"She's a dachshund-lemming mix."

Deer Crossing Traffic Signs You Don't Often See.

'Humans do it, why couldn't we? Instead of chasing food, we could breed it: It's all explained in my report...'

"He may be neutered and declawed, but he's still dangerous."

Dog Bar with Toilets.

'Master Pavlov is a bit strange these days: For some reason, he rings a bell before serving us dinner...'

'Dad, this is so cool: Next month is a Blue Moon month, with two full moons instead of one!'

"When I go, I’d like my ashes dumped on top of a squirrel’s head."

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"I'm an ass is half-full kind of donkey."

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"That pigeon's at it again."

'Harvey, I'm afraid the dog has the mailman intimidated.'

"So we're agreed—free will exists, unless there are treats."

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Cat does not want to chase the stick.

"I see a psychiatrist holding a Rorschach test."

Cat going to litter box with newspaper to read.

"Wait ... now I forgot what I was going to bark at you for."

The universe that has me at the center of it is my kind of universe!

'Astonishing! I just used a compass to follow the moral course of our company!'

"They took my pellets, man, I been hitting' that lever al day, they took my PELLETS!"

"Now, the last one was not a "mating call", but a "mates call". I agree that they are very similar, but it's important not to mix them up..."