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"This is such a great spot for people watching."

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

"But if you cure my hypochondria I won't have any hobbies."

"I'm just going to ring the doorbell so I have a chance of a spot in the bed."

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

"Is that true, Charles? You leave your crap all over the house?"

'Doctor, I don't want to eat mouseburgers, I want to be normal like everybody else.'

"I'll take this one."

Dog Bar with Toilets.

"He may be neutered and declawed, but he's still dangerous."

'Humans do it, why couldn't we? Instead of chasing food, we could breed it: It's all explained in my report...'

"When I go, I’d like my ashes dumped on top of a squirrel’s head."

The universe that has me at the center of it is my kind of universe!

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Cat going to litter box with newspaper to read.

"I see a psychiatrist holding a Rorschach test."

Cat Love Ads: "Are you; 'Stubborn, lazy, unfaithful and psychopathic...with no sense of humour?""

Cat does not want to chase the stick.

"Wait ... now I forgot what I was going to bark at you for."

'Astonishing! I just used a compass to follow the moral course of our company!'

"They took my pellets, man, I been hitting' that lever al day, they took my PELLETS!"

"You're compromising the entire operation!"

"And with that being said Polly became dinner." "Polly wanna cracker?" "Polly wanna piece of yo mama's sweet behind." "Oh boy..."

"I detect cancer in humans." "I assist the blind with daily tasks." "I crap in the kitchen! I crap in the kitchen!"

' 'Peppermint thumb' is one of our toughest cases to cure.'

"When you say you love your life, should I be happy for you?"

"Now, the last one was not a "mating call", but a "mates call". I agree that they are very similar, but it's important not to mix them up..."

'I signed him up in obedience school, but all he did was play hooky.'

"Do you think those sounds they make are some primitive attempt to communicate with each other?"

"I bark and I bark and I bark, and yet, somehow, I'm still unhappy."

'Interesting. . . 'While dogs respond to dog whistles, wolverines respond only to cash and traveler's checks.''

'We don't devour, Mirabelle: we empower.'

'Why do I always pick the slow moving queue?'

'You've got to be more assertive. You can't just say 'Cock-a-doodle-maybe-do.'