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"This is such a great spot for people watching."

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

"But if you cure my hypochondria I won't have any hobbies."

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

"I'm just going to ring the doorbell so I have a chance of a spot in the bed."

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

"Is that true, Charles? You leave your crap all over the house?"

'Doctor, I don't want to eat mouseburgers, I want to be normal like everybody else.'

"I'll take this one."

"He may be neutered and declawed, but he's still dangerous."

Dog Bar with Toilets.

'Humans do it, why couldn't we? Instead of chasing food, we could breed it: It's all explained in my report...'

"When I go, I’d like my ashes dumped on top of a squirrel’s head."

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Cat does not want to chase the stick.

"I see a psychiatrist holding a Rorschach test."

Cat going to litter box with newspaper to read.

The universe that has me at the center of it is my kind of universe!

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"Wait ... now I forgot what I was going to bark at you for."

'Astonishing! I just used a compass to follow the moral course of our company!'

"They took my pellets, man, I been hitting' that lever al day, they took my PELLETS!"

' 'Peppermint thumb' is one of our toughest cases to cure.'

"I detect cancer in humans." "I assist the blind with daily tasks." "I crap in the kitchen! I crap in the kitchen!"

"And with that being said Polly became dinner." "Polly wanna cracker?" "Polly wanna piece of yo mama's sweet behind." "Oh boy..."

"I bark and I bark and I bark, and yet, somehow, I'm still unhappy."

"Do you think those sounds they make are some primitive attempt to communicate with each other?"

'I signed him up in obedience school, but all he did was play hooky.'

"Now, the last one was not a "mating call", but a "mates call". I agree that they are very similar, but it's important not to mix them up..."

"When you say you love your life, should I be happy for you?"

'Interesting. . . 'While dogs respond to dog whistles, wolverines respond only to cash and traveler's checks.''

"You're compromising the entire operation!"

'We don't devour, Mirabelle: we empower.'

'You've got to be more assertive. You can't just say 'Cock-a-doodle-maybe-do.'

"Heyyy! Where the hell did you learn that trick?"