Behavior Enthusiasts Pillows

"Stop that right now, I know they're not real tears?"

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

"But if you cure my hypochondria I won't have any hobbies."

"I'm just going to ring the doorbell so I have a chance of a spot in the bed."

"Is that true, Charles? You leave your crap all over the house?"

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

'Doctor, I don't want to eat mouseburgers, I want to be normal like everybody else.'

'Humans do it, why couldn't we? Instead of chasing food, we could breed it: It's all explained in my report...'

"He may be neutered and declawed, but he's still dangerous."

'Master Pavlov is a bit strange these days: For some reason, he rings a bell before serving us dinner...'

'Mac, I told you last week a collar and a tag aren't enough - there's a leash law in this town.'

"When I go, I’d like my ashes dumped on top of a squirrel’s head."

"I'm an ass is half-full kind of donkey."

Welcome to pet obedience school. We're going to have fun and get these darlings into shape. Obey-Wan-Ken

'I hate surprises!'

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Cat going to litter box with newspaper to read.

Pavlov's Dog, Ph.D.

The universe that has me at the center of it is my kind of universe!

"Wait ... now I forgot what I was going to bark at you for."

Cat does not want to chase the stick.

"I see a psychiatrist holding a Rorschach test."

"That pigeon's at it again."

'Astonishing! I just used a compass to follow the moral course of our company!'

"They took my pellets, man, I been hitting' that lever al day, they took my PELLETS!"

'Okay, let's try it one more time...slippers...slippers....'

' 'Peppermint thumb' is one of our toughest cases to cure.'

Dog watching show called, 'After Obedience School Special'

"I bark and I bark and I bark, and yet, somehow, I'm still unhappy."

'I signed him up in obedience school, but all he did was play hooky.'

"Now, the last one was not a "mating call", but a "mates call". I agree that they are very similar, but it's important not to mix them up..."

"House training's not so bad - you soon get used to it and, if you play your cards right, you'll get lots of treats."

'Police have counted the dead resulting from today's disaster. However, they suspect that some of these victims may be just playing possum.'

"And with that being said Polly became dinner." "Polly wanna cracker?" "Polly wanna piece of yo mama's sweet behind." "Oh boy..."