Behaviorist Admirer Pillows

"Boy, this guy is good!"

"But if you cure my hypochondria I won't have any hobbies."

"Hey Neil, you wanna come hang out with us today?"

"When I was a puppy, I barked as a puppy, I understood as a puppy, I thought as a puppy. But when I became a dog, I put away puppy things except for my shabby, old, beat-up stuffy toy. I still freaking love this thing."

"Hey! There's a hair in my soup!"

Deer Crossing Traffic Signs You Don't Often See.

"Tia Carmen, did you ever wish summer was over...so you could be in school?"

"There's nothing magical about if, actually I just have a knack for this sort of thing."

'Dad, this is so cool: Next month is a Blue Moon month, with two full moons instead of one!'

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Magician Playing Golf.

"I see a psychiatrist holding a Rorschach test."

'Harvey, I'm afraid the dog has the mailman intimidated.'

Pavlov's dog

"They took my pellets, man, I been hitting' that lever al day, they took my PELLETS!"

' 'Peppermint thumb' is one of our toughest cases to cure.'

"I don't want them to smell fear, so I'm going to roll in something before the interview."

"You know that thing where you stand like a statue, then move real fast, then stand like a statue again? You totally stole that from me."

"Our teeth-cleaning procedure is 100% organic."

"You're the 'child psychologist'?"

Codependipity.

'Pavlov's first experiment'

"We laugh, but it's a mirthless laugh."

Konrad Lorenz

Clowns ready to rescue woman jumping from burning building

Dog urinating standing up.

Before the Salivating Dogs

Big circus elephant balancing on one foot

"And this is my great-uncle Harold...he was a famous escape artist!"

"Why do you always get to be the gay icon?"

'And that's Mr. Clarke - bottle of Pinot Grigio, every Friday, 4:45 p.m.'

"Do you think she's just playing 'hard to get'?"

'I hate public bathrooms.'

'Pavlov's dog eating Schrodinger's cat'

How Mrs Pavlov Would Call her Son to the Dinner Table