Psychology Buffs Pillows

"That's strange. I remember it differently, in a way that aligns with my world view and casts me in a positive light."

'I beleive I have a new approach to psychotherapy, but, like everything else, the FDA tells me it first has to be tested on mice.'

"Memoir, Chapter 1. At times, I think I may have never fully gotten over the death of my parents..."

'You have to realise that as a potato you are a very complex carbohydrate.'

Marionette

'I realize that you're upset that Oprah hasn't reviewed your new book on her show. But you are on MY show, so why don't you tell us what inspired you to write 'Overcoming Disappointment and Resentment.''

Self examination.

'Oh, Freud is too darn hard to read -- I switched to Dr. Phil years ago.'

How Mrs Pavlov Would Call her Son to the Dinner Table

Pavlov's Dogs... They're mouth-watering!

In Deep Denial

Body Language...

Break Glass in Case of Emergency

Phantom Limb Syndrome

'Have you ever thought that being damned for all eternity to a lake of eternal fire might mask a deeper problem?'

"Nothing to be ashamed of, you know, after all, we're primates."

If I have to eat another mouthful of that sludge I'm gonna puke...

Psychoanalyst turtle trying to help turtle patient come out of shell

Psycho-plankton.

"They don't even suspect us. We cause anxiety, insomnia and depression."

'Somebody please help me!'

Brain on-off switch.

I was toilet trained a month early, and it's been downhill ever since

"I'd like to introduce our guest speaker, here to speak about the phenomenon of deja vu."

Behind his shallow mask, Tim was a genuinely shallow person.

'Son, your mother and I don't even recognize you anymore. You've become some sort of twisted animal.'

I'm so sick of being single... She's coming on to me!

'You need to learn to trust yourself.', 'What? -- that bum who got me drunk and spend all my MONEY last night?'

Inside the head of a thug.

'You really should see a therapist about your pathological possessiveness, Mr. Pomeroy.'

Madness of isolation on a desert island.

Therapist is scared of image in ink blot test.

'I've never felt so dadburn wanted before!'

"That ends what experiment?"

"I think what I miss most is robbing people."