Philosophy Buffs Pillows

"The meaning of life is cats."

'The secret of life has been unknowable ever since we assigned it to a committee.'

'At last, an ethics committee that will listen to reason!'

'Sorry, you've got to go back. I've got you penciled in for eight more months of suffering.'

'How can I think without words?'

Famous Ant Haikus.

'Don't tell me what Aristotle says. He still believes men have more teeth than women.'

"How does one experience the ultimate selfie? Swallow your cell phone."

'I've five minutes to spare, Miss Marsdon, come in and explain the meaning of life to me. . .'

'I'm an atheist!'

'Turkey in the straw- what the hell does it mean?'

Plato's Dialogues & Letterman's Monologues.

'Well, just goes to show - be careful what you wish for.'

Roads to More Humane Future

'Well, the whole purpose of creating the species was because I needed a pill for impotence. Now that they've invented this, we can make them extinct!'

"Cross the road and you are one of us brother, but you can never reveal WHY you did it!"

"Which god? Mahaviva? Vishnu? Ganeshe? Oden? Maui?"

"Trade?"

"I think, therefore I can."

How to destroy a soul or a nation.

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

Ockham chooses a razor

Grim Reaper visiting bucket list website.

"Now that we've figured the meaning of life, how do we monetize it?"

"Oh yeah – They really are forever – Cool huh?"

"After searching for the sun all night, it finally dawned on me..."

Crime - Punishment.

'Do people have soles?'

'HA! I don't have TIME prior to talk words I've already had on think to... speaking.'

Love is the Answer - For a Practical Demonstration Call...

"The Meaning of Life?"

"I never asked to be a fry."

Slinky Hell

"Poetry? Philosophy? Just what kind of dinner conversation do you want?"

Chip! - The important issue really, for seagulls.