Philosophy Buff Humor Pillows

"Poor Karl Marx...If he had known that guys like you are called 'human capital' these days he would have called his book 'The Sloth.'"

"Behold the secret to happiness."

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

Jean-Paul Sartre

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

Cat Nip.

"Live in the sunshine, swim in the sea, drink in the wild air." — Ralph Waldo Emerson "Catch tennis balls in the mouth." — Me

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

'The meek shall inherit the Earth!'

The Seven Dwarfs After Therapy

"Personally, I'm a doer."

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

'He does lack social skills.'

The Golfing Accident

Paul Ree

"I have no thumbs."

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

"Yes, one is a dog."

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

Zenemies.

'The sound of one hand clapping.'

Denmark scrapped anti-blasphemy law!

Optimist

'Truth is fine, but I really need marketable ideas.'