Cognitive Enhancement T-Shirts

'I think you need to work on your frontal lobes.'

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

Origami horse leaping out of a book about origami

'Trouble is they always forget to return them...'

"If you could change just one thing about yourself, what would it be?" "I’d totally wish to have my brain put into a robot body." "That way I could live forever. Imagine living long enough to buy an iPhone 7000." "Wrong answer. An alpha male never lets on that he’s concerned about his mortality. Your answer should have been 'nothing.'" "The alpha male or female is not afraid of death, little buddy." "I think I’d rather wait for the 7000–S." "Stop it."

"Have you been working out?"

"Unfortunately the first thing they cut was the stationery budget..."

Ego Increasing School

Mafia Short-Term Memory Clinic. 'Fuhgettaboutit.'

"There's a wonderful book on memory tricks here, but I can't remember what I did with it!"

Keys to Success: Focus, Alertness, Concentration...

"I seem to have forgotten what I was saying...please...hold the applause!"

"I see a beautiful future ahead for you in the private sector."

Study more to pass more tests.

Student to other: 'I keep forgetting to return my library books on 'boomerangs' and ... what was the other one? Oh yeah, 'memory improvement'.'

Books to Brain

Woman says, 'How did your memory improvement class go last night?' Man answers, 'I completely forgot about it!'

You are more than your job description.

Brain Exercise Video: "Okay, think...and stop...and think, and stop! Stay with me now! Think harder! Feel that burn!"

Comfort Zone Lady Leaving a Room.

Brain Charger

Brains versus management books.

Advanced Password Hint

"My memory's so bad I can plan my own surprise party."

Now...what was I doing

Memory Clinic - Old What's His Name, Director.

"Dear diary, what the heck did you do with my car keys?!"

"My memory's terrible these days"

Memory School.

"Honey, did you see where I placed that book entitled:'How to improve your memory?"

"What's the name of the drug I've been taking to improve my memory?"

Institute (brain).

How Not to Remember Names

"Here at Pharmacorp we are 100% behind the benefits of spiritual and artistic therapies which is why we've developed 'megazymol' to enhance the experience."

"Yes, they are sticky notes.I like to put a few reminders up so I won't forget to workout or eat right."