Memory Enhancers T-Shirts

"Dear diary, what the heck did you do with my car keys?!"

". . . and now it's his memory. Three times on Saturday he asked me what day it was. Or did I already tell you that earlier?"

"If you could change just one thing about yourself, what would it be?" "I’d totally wish to have my brain put into a robot body." "That way I could live forever. Imagine living long enough to buy an iPhone 7000." "Wrong answer. An alpha male never lets on that he’s concerned about his mortality. Your answer should have been 'nothing.'" "The alpha male or female is not afraid of death, little buddy." "I think I’d rather wait for the 7000–S." "Stop it."

'Trouble is they always forget to return them...'

"Unfortunately the first thing they cut was the stationery budget..."

Ego Increasing School

Mafia Short-Term Memory Clinic. 'Fuhgettaboutit.'

'You did remember the condoms didn't you?'

"There's a wonderful book on memory tricks here, but I can't remember what I did with it!"

"I don’t know … there’s a small part of me that just wants to erase my childhood."

Study more to pass more tests.

"I seem to have forgotten what I was saying...please...hold the applause!"

Student to other: 'I keep forgetting to return my library books on 'boomerangs' and ... what was the other one? Oh yeah, 'memory improvement'.'

How to Polish Up Your Resume. Remember, you don't want to polish it to the point you can actually see yourself in it.

Woman says, 'How did your memory improvement class go last night?' Man answers, 'I completely forgot about it!'

"My name is Proust. I've forgotten my room number."

'I think you need to work on your frontal lobes.'

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Why Elephants Never Forget.

Marcel Proust.

"He's got a photographic memory."

"My memory's so bad I can plan my own surprise party."

'At age 47, Thomas Edison tried to forget everything he knew, in an attempt to become a second Thomas Edison.'

"Supersize me."

Now...what was I doing

Memory Clinic - Old What's His Name, Director.

"My memory's terrible these days"

Memory School.

"Honey, did you see where I placed that book entitled:'How to improve your memory?"

Institute (brain).

"What's the name of the drug I've been taking to improve my memory?"

This should bring you back to your earliest childhood memories

How Not to Remember Names

"Here at Pharmacorp we are 100% behind the benefits of spiritual and artistic therapies which is why we've developed 'megazymol' to enhance the experience."

"Yes, they are sticky notes.I like to put a few reminders up so I won't forget to workout or eat right."