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'Now, what did I do with that medication that's for improving memory?'

'Trouble is they always forget to return them...'

"Unfortunately the first thing they cut was the stationery budget..."

'You did remember the condoms didn't you?'

'You're right, Mr. Benson, no question about it...I agree...yes! Absolutely! Yes...yes...'

"There's a wonderful book on memory tricks here, but I can't remember what I did with it!"

"I seem to have forgotten what I was saying...please...hold the applause!"

Study more to pass more tests.

"Forget the future, tell me what happened to the past ten years."

Amnesiacs Convention.

Student to other: 'I keep forgetting to return my library books on 'boomerangs' and ... what was the other one? Oh yeah, 'memory improvement'.'

Woman says, 'How did your memory improvement class go last night?' Man answers, 'I completely forgot about it!'

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"I'd like to introduce our guest speaker, here to speak about the phenomenon of deja vu."

'He says he's an old friend from your childhood.'

"Don't tell anyone, but I actually forget lots of things."

"He's got a photographic memory."

'After the wizard gave me the brain,of course, I felt like I should use it.'

Now...what was I doing

Memory Clinic - Old What's His Name, Director.

Memories/New Experiences

'By the way, the CEO job never materialized. I hope you're not losing your memory.'

"My memory's so bad I can plan my own surprise party."

Superhero with '?' on breast plate "I forget which superhero I am"

Man sees energy drink go hopping by.

"Wow, that's amazing! I've only been to this bar once before. I'm surprised you remembered my round!"

"Dear diary, what the heck did you do with my car keys?!"

"My memory's terrible these days"

Collective Memory - 'I recall when I was a boy in Vienna, a dog chased me into the lake...' 'Oh yes - I remember that!'

"This memory foam mattress isn't working. I still can't remember where I put my glasses."

Memory School.

'There's something I never do, now if I could just remember what it was.'