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'Robert has the worst memory. He needs the labels just to get by.'

"This memory foam mattress isn't working. I still can't remember where I put my glasses."

'You did remember the condoms didn't you?'

"It's funny 'cos it's true!"

Hi again

"Forget the future, tell me what happened to the past ten years."

Amnesiacs Convention.

Old man has a walking stick case.

The walking frame for the mobile immobile.

'He says he's an old friend from your childhood.'

"I'd like to introduce our guest speaker, here to speak about the phenomenon of deja vu."

"Yes, I do treat patients with memory loss, but I insist that they pay in advance."

"Forget-me-nots! Wait. Didn't I get these last week? Who gave these to me? Wait. Why did I come in here?"

Why Elephants Never Forget.

"Don't tell anyone, but I actually forget lots of things."

"He's got a photographic memory."

'By the way, the CEO job never materialized. I hope you're not losing your memory.'

Memories/New Experiences

Superhero with '?' on breast plate "I forget which superhero I am"

"Wow, that's amazing! I've only been to this bar once before. I'm surprised you remembered my round!"

Collective Memory - 'I recall when I was a boy in Vienna, a dog chased me into the lake...' 'Oh yes - I remember that!'

'I can forgive but I can't forget!'

'Hi, name and birthday, please!'

'There's something I never do, now if I could just remember what it was.'

"I suppose I could forget...for the right price!"

"Yes, I have a good memory! Come on, that's the fifty eighth time you've asked!"

A man with a wardrobe map.

'I know you - you borrowed half a crown from me in 1958!'

'Alas poor Website, I vaguely remember what you were going on about...'

I can't remember the last time I had to memorize something

'If you are interested, we do sell reading glasses for $25 each.'

'Phil, will you check out our last conversation on the security video? I can't for the life of me remember why I came back here.'

"Oh my God, we forgot to bring the animals."

Hearing aid dogs.

Getting older is...Going into a room and forgetting what you have done in there for.