Memory Aids T-Shirts

Forgetful pensioner writes himself a note to remind himself why he went upstairs.

Where was I?

". . . and now it's his memory. Three times on Saturday he asked me what day it was. Or did I already tell you that earlier?"

'Trouble is they always forget to return them...'

'I couldn't remember your exact age.'

'You did remember the condoms didn't you?'

"There's a wonderful book on memory tricks here, but I can't remember what I did with it!"

Study more to pass more tests.

"I seem to have forgotten what I was saying...please...hold the applause!"

Student to other: 'I keep forgetting to return my library books on 'boomerangs' and ... what was the other one? Oh yeah, 'memory improvement'.'

Woman says, 'How did your memory improvement class go last night?' Man answers, 'I completely forgot about it!'

"Yes, I do treat patients with memory loss, but I insist that they pay in advance."

"I think she's the new nurse. She's been here ever since I can remember."

"He's got a photographic memory."

"I have so many summer videos on my phone, but I don’t remember being there." "Sure. Because you experienced it all through your phone."

Memory Clinic - Old What's His Name, Director.

Now...what was I doing

"My memory's so bad I can plan my own surprise party."

"Dear diary, what the heck did you do with my car keys?!"

"My memory's terrible these days"

"This memory foam mattress isn't working. I still can't remember where I put my glasses."

Speak n Spell - Pirate Edition.

Memory School.

"What's the name of the drug I've been taking to improve my memory?"

"I love having students around...their young brains are like sponges...they never seem to forget anything!"

'I'm part of the losing things generation.'

How Not to Remember Names

"Yes, they are sticky notes.I like to put a few reminders up so I won't forget to workout or eat right."

'And you can't remember why you tied a knot in your snake?'

'Sorry, that mental note has been deleted.'

'I strive to remember people's names to make them feel guilty about forgetting mine.'

"Here's a great word - 'Lethologica, the inability to recall a particular word or name'."