Memory Aids Pillows

Forgetful pensioner writes himself a note to remind himself why he went upstairs.

Where was I?

". . . and now it's his memory. Three times on Saturday he asked me what day it was. Or did I already tell you that earlier?"

'Trouble is they always forget to return them...'

'I couldn't remember your exact age.'

Mafia Short-Term Memory Clinic. 'Fuhgettaboutit.'

'You did remember the condoms didn't you?'

"There's a wonderful book on memory tricks here, but I can't remember what I did with it!"

"I seem to have forgotten what I was saying...please...hold the applause!"

Study more to pass more tests.

Student to other: 'I keep forgetting to return my library books on 'boomerangs' and ... what was the other one? Oh yeah, 'memory improvement'.'

Woman says, 'How did your memory improvement class go last night?' Man answers, 'I completely forgot about it!'

"Yes, I do treat patients with memory loss, but I insist that they pay in advance."

Why Elephants Never Forget.

"I think she's the new nurse. She's been here ever since I can remember."

"He's got a photographic memory."

When my memory was good, I could copy them word for word. These days, I'm lucky if I can paraphrase.

Now...what was I doing

"Dear diary, what the heck did you do with my car keys?!"

Little Did She Know

"My memory's so bad I can plan my own surprise party."

Memory Clinic - Old What's His Name, Director.

"I have so many summer videos on my phone, but I don’t remember being there." "Sure. Because you experienced it all through your phone."

"My memory's terrible these days"

"This memory foam mattress isn't working. I still can't remember where I put my glasses."

Speak n Spell - Pirate Edition.

Memory School.

"I love having students around...their young brains are like sponges...they never seem to forget anything!"

'I'm part of the losing things generation.'

"What's the name of the drug I've been taking to improve my memory?"

How Not to Remember Names

"Yes, they are sticky notes.I like to put a few reminders up so I won't forget to workout or eat right."

'And you can't remember why you tied a knot in your snake?'

"Here's a great word - 'Lethologica, the inability to recall a particular word or name'."

'Sorry, that mental note has been deleted.'