Memory Buffs Pillows

'You did remember the condoms didn't you?'

X-ray Psychology.

"Young man, go to your room and stay there until your cerebral cortex matures."

". . . and now it's his memory. Three times on Saturday he asked me what day it was. Or did I already tell you that earlier?"

Battery Lighthouse

'Trouble is they always forget to return them...'

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.

"It's a fairy simple procedure. We just take out the dead ones and put in two new ones."

"Unfortunately the first thing they cut was the stationery budget..."

"My mom's getting me a tutor. That's kind of a personal trainer for the brain."

Footballer kicking his own brain.

"There's a wonderful book on memory tricks here, but I can't remember what I did with it!"

Lighthouse powered by batteries.

'It's a beautiful lighthouse. However, hauling the batteries up the stairs has taken its toll on my back.'

Study more to pass more tests.

"I seem to have forgotten what I was saying...please...hold the applause!"

Toy Store/Battery Store

'I'm left brained and I needed some right brains.'

"And if the golf area of the brain was somehow destroyed, there might be a little something extra in it for you."

Traditional wisdom tells us that the brain takes on the shape of what it rests upon.

When psychiatrists do self analysis.

Middle-aged people spend a lot of time looking for things that they have 'lost'.....

'That's so I wont forget my wife's birthday.'

Student to other: 'I keep forgetting to return my library books on 'boomerangs' and ... what was the other one? Oh yeah, 'memory improvement'.'

'I never forget a face.'

Woman says, 'How did your memory improvement class go last night?' Man answers, 'I completely forgot about it!'

'I can't remember the last time I treated a case of amnesia, and I can't even remember if I ever did treat one.'

World Battery Change

'You'd forget your head if it wasn't screwed on.'

Battery Chicken.

"ADHD is a chronic condition marked by an inability to focus attention for an extended perio. . ."

"It's elephants who never forget. Elephant seals forget all the time."

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