Brain Buffs Pillows

Neurosurgery correspondence school diploma on the wall of a surgery center.

'Doctor, we've got another you-know-what out here.'

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

X-ray Psychology.

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

"Young man, go to your room and stay there until your cerebral cortex matures."

Examinations.

'They took my Science Fair Award away. They said I ate too much fish, which is brainfood. So, it was like I was on mental steroids.'

Spindle Neurons

School. I like solving problems with X's and Y's, so I'll probably go into either math or genetics!

'Trouble is they always forget to return them...'

"Unfortunately the first thing they cut was the stationery budget..."

"Caption contest"

Annual Mensa Convention: 'Ok, who's the genius who forgot to send out the invitations?'

'You did remember the condoms didn't you?'

"My mom's getting me a tutor. That's kind of a personal trainer for the brain."

Footballer kicking his own brain.

'It's a sad case -- amnesia AND identity theft.'

= too complex

Rubik's ice cube.

"I don't know why I'm here - I don't need a haircut."

'My thanks go first to the Nobel Committee for this great honor, and to my son who encouraged me to keep my mind agile with word games, and puzzles.'

MI5 Press Office

'What was the first guy that invented the box thinking out of?'

Toy Store/Battery Store

'I'm left brained and I needed some right brains.'

Doctor with pump: 'Hold on a second while I inflate his ego.'

"And if the golf area of the brain was somehow destroyed, there might be a little something extra in it for you."

Traditional wisdom tells us that the brain takes on the shape of what it rests upon.

Think outside the box!

When psychiatrists do self analysis.

'No more appointments today, Miss Mitchell. I'm all psyched out.'

Mensa gym...we exercise the mind!

'I never forget a face.'