Brain Buffs Gifts

Neurosurgery correspondence school diploma on the wall of a surgery center.

'Doctor, we've got another you-know-what out here.'

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

X-ray Psychology.

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

"Young man, go to your room and stay there until your cerebral cortex matures."

Examinations.

'Trouble is they always forget to return them...'

"Caption contest"

"Unfortunately the first thing they cut was the stationery budget..."

Annual Mensa Convention: 'Ok, who's the genius who forgot to send out the invitations?'

"My mom's getting me a tutor. That's kind of a personal trainer for the brain."

'You did remember the condoms didn't you?'

Footballer kicking his own brain.

'It's a sad case -- amnesia AND identity theft.'

= too complex

Rubik's ice cube.

MI5 Press Office

'What was the first guy that invented the box thinking out of?'

Doctor with pump: 'Hold on a second while I inflate his ego.'

'I'm left brained and I needed some right brains.'

Toy Store/Battery Store

"I don't know why I'm here - I don't need a haircut."

'My thanks go first to the Nobel Committee for this great honor, and to my son who encouraged me to keep my mind agile with word games, and puzzles.'

"And if the golf area of the brain was somehow destroyed, there might be a little something extra in it for you."

Think outside the box!

Traditional wisdom tells us that the brain takes on the shape of what it rests upon.

'No more appointments today, Miss Mitchell. I'm all psyched out.'

When psychiatrists do self analysis.

'I never forget a face.'

"Fess up, Peterson. We know you're on the juice."