Brainpower Booster Gifts

Brain Charger

X-ray Psychology.

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

'The doctor said oily fish was good for his brain development.'

"Young man, go to your room and stay there until your cerebral cortex matures."

Examinations.

Jumping cheerleaders

School. I like solving problems with X's and Y's, so I'll probably go into either math or genetics!

"Being the smartest girl in third grade is going to Melinda's head."

'Trouble is they always forget to return them...'

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

Zumba

Elephants never scared me. I once chased three of them into the river/I was able - before I lost my teeth - to bite a crocodile's tail right off / I'll never forget the time I roared so loud, twenty or maybe thirty monkeys fell right out of the tree.

Cheerleaders

Annual Mensa Convention: 'Ok, who's the genius who forgot to send out the invitations?'

'I'm working because I've been upgraded. He never upgraded so he's out of work.'

"Unfortunately the first thing they cut was the stationery budget..."

'Don't try to turn tail and run. That's just what they want.'

"My mom's getting me a tutor. That's kind of a personal trainer for the brain."

"Goodnight, Dan, you handsome devil!"

Footballer kicking his own brain.

"Fill'er up with testosterone."

Rubik's ice cube.

"I guess exercise will make me feel more energetic, but I feel like I'm wasting all my energy exercising!"

'I'm left brained and I needed some right brains.'

'My thanks go first to the Nobel Committee for this great honor, and to my son who encouraged me to keep my mind agile with word games, and puzzles.'

"That Melinda Alvarez thinks she's so smart! Well, I've been studying, and I'm gonna teach her a lesson on the test we have today!"

'What was the first guy that invented the box thinking out of?'

'Some people say they're ego-compensation, but what do they know.'

"And if the golf area of the brain was somehow destroyed, there might be a little something extra in it for you."

Personal Cheerleader.

Traditional wisdom tells us that the brain takes on the shape of what it rests upon.

Mensa gym...we exercise the mind!

'No more appointments today, Miss Mitchell. I'm all psyched out.'

When psychiatrists do self analysis.