Brain Booster Adventurer Gifts

"Fess up, Peterson. We know you're on the juice."

Calculation Board - You Are Here

X-ray Psychology.

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

"Young man, go to your room and stay there until your cerebral cortex matures."

Examinations.

School. I like solving problems with X's and Y's, so I'll probably go into either math or genetics!

Elephants never scared me. I once chased three of them into the river/I was able - before I lost my teeth - to bite a crocodile's tail right off / I'll never forget the time I roared so loud, twenty or maybe thirty monkeys fell right out of the tree.

Annual Mensa Convention: 'Ok, who's the genius who forgot to send out the invitations?'

'Don't try to turn tail and run. That's just what they want.'

"My mom's getting me a tutor. That's kind of a personal trainer for the brain."

Footballer kicking his own brain.

"...but this is the stuff of dreams Mr Whitley! Dreams."

Rubik's ice cube.

'I'm left brained and I needed some right brains.'

'My thanks go first to the Nobel Committee for this great honor, and to my son who encouraged me to keep my mind agile with word games, and puzzles.'

'What was the first guy that invented the box thinking out of?'

"And if the golf area of the brain was somehow destroyed, there might be a little something extra in it for you."

Traditional wisdom tells us that the brain takes on the shape of what it rests upon.

When psychiatrists do self analysis.

'No more appointments today, Miss Mitchell. I'm all psyched out.'

Mensa gym...we exercise the mind!

This Rubik's Cube is no match for my towering intellect... - 'Green face is complete. You the man, Peeler!' - 'It's okay to take a break, Peel.' - 'Leave me alone! Green face is complete. You the man, Peeler.' -

Books to Brain

'Don't be afraid!...Bobo's just going to fix the teeth a little tighter.'

'Voila!! No more wrinkles!!'

Starting is the scariest part.

"Switch me on please..."

"We've discovered the part of the human brain that activates achievement is located right next to the section that governs how much you look out the window."

'I can't remember why I came here either.'

Comfort Zone Lady Leaving a Room.

Brain connection

Brain Charger

'Notice how the TV goes dim when we stop pedalling!'

Brains versus management books.