Brain Booster Believer Gifts

'They must work. I've never had a repeat customer.'

'Williams, we're not used to receiving such excellent ideas as these, so we'd like to tone them down a bit.'

So which rung are you on my corporate ladder?

Team Leader

X-ray Psychology.

'The doctor said oily fish was good for his brain development.'

"Young man, go to your room and stay there until your cerebral cortex matures."

Examinations.

'Trouble is they always forget to return them...'

"Unfortunately the first thing they cut was the stationery budget..."

How Optimism Works

"My mom's getting me a tutor. That's kind of a personal trainer for the brain."

Footballer kicking his own brain.

'Call me a cockeyed optimist but I still believe big executive bonuses and perks can buy happiness.'

'I'm left brained and I needed some right brains.'

'You must stop feeding him fish oils to make him cleverer.'

"Tales of the unicorns"

'My thanks go first to the Nobel Committee for this great honor, and to my son who encouraged me to keep my mind agile with word games, and puzzles.'

"And if the golf area of the brain was somehow destroyed, there might be a little something extra in it for you."

Traditional wisdom tells us that the brain takes on the shape of what it rests upon.

When psychiatrists do self analysis.

'No more appointments today, Miss Mitchell. I'm all psyched out.'

Mensa gym...we exercise the mind!

'It's simple, really. This line stays high and sets a good example for the other line.'

Books to Brain

"It was a mixed dayon wall street. Stocks were down, but bonuses were up."

"Fess up, Peterson. We know you're on the juice."

"It's all very well for people to go on about restraining hedge fund managers...but they have not idea of what we do!"

Creative Director skipping through an advertising portfolio.

'Try the fish. It's brain food.'

"Your mother's going to be up there all day, kids. One of her students said her class meant everything to her!"

"Switch me on please..."

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