Brain Food Believer Gifts

'Try the fish. It's brain food.'

'You must stop feeding him fish oils to make him cleverer.'

X-ray Psychology.

'The meaning of life is dog food.'

"Young man, go to your room and stay there until your cerebral cortex matures."

'They took my Science Fair Award away. They said I ate too much fish, which is brainfood. So, it was like I was on mental steroids.'

'Well, this is a first †he's got repetitive motion syndrome from eating!'

Spindle Neurons

"My mom's getting me a tutor. That's kind of a personal trainer for the brain."

Fishing rod coming out of a health farm towards a hot dog stand.

'It's a sad case -- amnesia AND identity theft.'

Now all meals contain 'Enzymate' for fast digestion.'

Footballer kicking his own brain.

'Amazing this pizza looks just like a brain scan of someone who's experiencing apophenia'

'I'm left brained and I needed some right brains.'

"I don't know why I'm here - I don't need a haircut."

'My thanks go first to the Nobel Committee for this great honor, and to my son who encouraged me to keep my mind agile with word games, and puzzles.'

Doctor with pump: 'Hold on a second while I inflate his ego.'

"And if the golf area of the brain was somehow destroyed, there might be a little something extra in it for you."

Traditional wisdom tells us that the brain takes on the shape of what it rests upon.

When psychiatrists do self analysis.

"Management would like you to keep in mind that the latest research indicates that everything on our 'Healthy Menu' is now unhealthy."

Stock Market Psychology: 'Buy with the leftside of your brain, sell with the rightside!'

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

Energy Drinks

'Another upsetting discovery from the world of nutrition: New studies indicate that the air itself is fattening...'

Psychology: Module 1 . . . . Attention span.

"ADHD is a chronic condition marked by an inability to focus attention for an extended perio. . ."

"We've discovered the part of the human brain that activates achievement is located right next to the section that governs how much you look out the window."

'You're in denial.'

"I hear that women's brains are more active in the area involving self control."

Studies show some foods work miracles/study says studies are a crock.

Organic Farming and Genetic Farming

'I didn't hire a lawyer, but I found a neuroscientist who can explain why it wasn't my fault.'

'Honestly, dear, brains again?'