Brain Food Advocate Gifts

'I represent the Student Cafeteria Committee. With finals coming up, we demand more fish on the menu. We hear that's brain food.'

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

The Gospel According To Jane Brody"Orange, come in. Apple, come in. Hey you, frankfurter, hold it right there."

'The meaning of life is dog food.'

'Well, this is a first †he's got repetitive motion syndrome from eating!'

Spindle Neurons

Fishing rod coming out of a health farm towards a hot dog stand.

'It's a sad case -- amnesia AND identity theft.'

Now all meals contain 'Enzymate' for fast digestion.'

'Amazing this pizza looks just like a brain scan of someone who's experiencing apophenia'

'We seem to have more luck getting people to accept cookies rather than broccoli when they visit websites.'

No bottle feeding.

Doctor with pump: 'Hold on a second while I inflate his ego.'

"I don't know why I'm here - I don't need a haircut."

The Rabbit Meeting.

'You must stop feeding him fish oils to make him cleverer.'

"It's time we did something about the new Healthy Menu option."

'I say it's spinach and the heck with it!'

A psychic predicts the discovery of gluten.

"Management would like you to keep in mind that the latest research indicates that everything on our 'Healthy Menu' is now unhealthy."

'Try the fish. It's brain food.'

"All right, let's admit genetically-modified foods will have an effect on people. It's fifty-fifty it'll be a good effect."

'Another upsetting discovery from the world of nutrition: New studies indicate that the air itself is fattening...'

'Do you want flies with that?'

Energy Drinks

Mom's Diner. Wholesome Food. Grandma's Diner. Free Candy. Free Toys. No Spinach.

'It's wheat-free, dairy-free, fat-free, nut-free, sugar-free and salt-free...enjoy!

'You're in denial.'

Studies show some foods work miracles/study says studies are a crock.

'All we are saying, is give peas a chance.'

'If by brussels sprouts and asparagus, you mean cheeseburger and fries, I'm hungry!'

Lady in supermarket dilema between good food or bad.

'More damn cookies, soda pop and hot dogs!!! Doesn't anyone around here eat healthy.'

'Are you SURE they're a good source of potassium?'