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'I represent the Student Cafeteria Committee. With finals coming up, we demand more fish on the menu. We hear that's brain food.'

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

The Gospel According To Jane Brody"Orange, come in. Apple, come in. Hey you, frankfurter, hold it right there."

'The meaning of life is dog food.'

'Well, this is a first †he's got repetitive motion syndrome from eating!'

Fishing rod coming out of a health farm towards a hot dog stand.

'It's a sad case -- amnesia AND identity theft.'

Now all meals contain 'Enzymate' for fast digestion.'

'Amazing this pizza looks just like a brain scan of someone who's experiencing apophenia'

'We seem to have more luck getting people to accept cookies rather than broccoli when they visit websites.'

Doctor with pump: 'Hold on a second while I inflate his ego.'

The Rabbit Meeting.

"I don't know why I'm here - I don't need a haircut."

No bottle feeding.

"It's time we did something about the new Healthy Menu option."

'You must stop feeding him fish oils to make him cleverer.'

'I say it's spinach and the heck with it!'

"Management would like you to keep in mind that the latest research indicates that everything on our 'Healthy Menu' is now unhealthy."

'Try the fish. It's brain food.'

'Another upsetting discovery from the world of nutrition: New studies indicate that the air itself is fattening...'

Energy Drinks

'Do you want flies with that?'

"All right, let's admit genetically-modified foods will have an effect on people. It's fifty-fifty it'll be a good effect."

'You're in denial.'

Studies show some foods work miracles/study says studies are a crock.

Lady in supermarket dilema between good food or bad.

'If by brussels sprouts and asparagus, you mean cheeseburger and fries, I'm hungry!'

'All we are saying, is give peas a chance.'

'More damn cookies, soda pop and hot dogs!!! Doesn't anyone around here eat healthy.'

'Honestly, dear, brains again?'

'Are you SURE they're a good source of potassium?'