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'Amazing this pizza looks just like a brain scan of someone who's experiencing apophenia'

Typical Brain Versus Einstein's Brain

'I don't care if he does have an I.Q. of 169. I still think he's faking.'

'They took my Science Fair Award away. They said I ate too much fish, which is brainfood. So, it was like I was on mental steroids.'

Spindle Neurons

"My first night in the lab and I was clearly the smallest brain in the place."

"We suggest you study the menu in our reading room before being seated in the dining room."

Nervous Student

'It's a sad case -- amnesia AND identity theft.'

"Don't worry they're all part of my team."

"I don't know why I'm here - I don't need a haircut."

Doctor with pump: 'Hold on a second while I inflate his ego.'

'You must stop feeding him fish oils to make him cleverer.'

'Try the fish. It's brain food.'

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

Psychology: Module 1 . . . . Attention span.

'The part of your brain you used to diagnose what is wrong with you is what is wrong with you.'

'But when you decided to go into psychology didn't you REALIZE that you'd be ‘surrounded by idiots'?'

Maze inside a man's brain.

'You're in denial.'

"There's gotta be something profound in here...."

"Wood-oven-toasted rosemary focaccia or traditional baguette?"

'I'm going to refer you to Dr. Keinsorge -- he actually enjoys this sort of thing.'

"Why do you have to be so smart? You'd be more popular if you acted normal."

Theories expounded

Noam Chomsky

'I didn't hire a lawyer, but I found a neuroscientist who can explain why it wasn't my fault.'

'Honestly, dear, brains again?'

They're brothers. One is very intelligent. The other is a baseball pitcher who constantly cheats. They both have a lot on the ball!

In the physiology depat. Professor Rickman was known as being one lobe short of a limbic system.

'I represent the Student Cafeteria Committee. With finals coming up, we demand more fish on the menu. We hear that's brain food.'

Normal brain - active, dozing, asleep, distracted

Doctor to lady: 'I'll be reading your chart as soon as I finish today's Sudoku puzzle.'

'Yes, Dear, I know fish is brain food, but maybe you should cut down a little!'

Farmer with a big brain.