Brainpower Buff Gifts

Brains versus management books.

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

Bright idea

X-ray Psychology.

'Hey! What's the big idea!?!'

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

"Young man, go to your room and stay there until your cerebral cortex matures."

'Trouble is they always forget to return them...'

"Do you mind if I bounce something off you?"

"Unfortunately the first thing they cut was the stationery budget..."

Annual Mensa Convention: 'Ok, who's the genius who forgot to send out the invitations?'

"Caption contest"

"My mom's getting me a tutor. That's kind of a personal trainer for the brain."

'You did remember the condoms didn't you?'

New Idea

"Dave, we need to talk about office props and work productivity."

'It's a sad case -- amnesia AND identity theft.'

Footballer kicking his own brain.

Rubik's ice cube.

West End Shows closing - box office piled high with boxes.

Doctor with pump: 'Hold on a second while I inflate his ego.'

'My thanks go first to the Nobel Committee for this great honor, and to my son who encouraged me to keep my mind agile with word games, and puzzles.'

"I don't know why I'm here - I don't need a haircut."

MI5 Press Office

'I'm left brained and I needed some right brains.'

'What was the first guy that invented the box thinking out of?'

The facilitator from hell.

"And if the golf area of the brain was somehow destroyed, there might be a little something extra in it for you."

Think outside the box!

Traditional wisdom tells us that the brain takes on the shape of what it rests upon.

'The good news is that all the teachers liked the weekend brainstorming retreat. The bad news is that twelve of them are out today with splitting headaches.'

When psychiatrists do self analysis.