Memory Buffs Gifts

'You did remember the condoms didn't you?'

X-ray Psychology.

"Young man, go to your room and stay there until your cerebral cortex matures."

". . . and now it's his memory. Three times on Saturday he asked me what day it was. Or did I already tell you that earlier?"

'Trouble is they always forget to return them...'

Battery Lighthouse

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.

"It's a fairy simple procedure. We just take out the dead ones and put in two new ones."

"Unfortunately the first thing they cut was the stationery budget..."

Mafia Short-Term Memory Clinic. 'Fuhgettaboutit.'

"My mom's getting me a tutor. That's kind of a personal trainer for the brain."

Footballer kicking his own brain.

'It's a beautiful lighthouse. However, hauling the batteries up the stairs has taken its toll on my back.'

"There's a wonderful book on memory tricks here, but I can't remember what I did with it!"

Lighthouse powered by batteries.

"I seem to have forgotten what I was saying...please...hold the applause!"

'I'm left brained and I needed some right brains.'

Study more to pass more tests.

Toy Store/Battery Store

"And if the golf area of the brain was somehow destroyed, there might be a little something extra in it for you."

Traditional wisdom tells us that the brain takes on the shape of what it rests upon.

When psychiatrists do self analysis.

Student to other: 'I keep forgetting to return my library books on 'boomerangs' and ... what was the other one? Oh yeah, 'memory improvement'.'

'I never forget a face.'

'This is really going to tarnish his legacy, Al.'

'That's so I wont forget my wife's birthday.'

Middle-aged people spend a lot of time looking for things that they have 'lost'.....

Woman says, 'How did your memory improvement class go last night?' Man answers, 'I completely forgot about it!'

'I can't remember the last time I treated a case of amnesia, and I can't even remember if I ever did treat one.'

Brains versus management books.

Battery Chicken.

"ADHD is a chronic condition marked by an inability to focus attention for an extended perio. . ."

"It's elephants who never forget. Elephant seals forget all the time."

Advanced Password Hint

'You'd forget your head if it wasn't screwed on.'