Memory Tricks Gifts

"That new kid came up to me today. He said 'hi,' but I couldn't remember his name."

Where was I?

"I don't know who you are!"

"We have a song, but neither of us can remember it."

'Of course he can do tricks...it's just he's got a bad memory.'

". . . and now it's his memory. Three times on Saturday he asked me what day it was. Or did I already tell you that earlier?"

'Trouble is they always forget to return them...'

"I lost some intellectual property here last night. Anybody remember what the hell I was talking about?"

'You see doctor I've been increasingly Forgetful.'

'I couldn't remember your exact age.'

"How can anyone remember Cheech and not remember Chong?"

"Unfortunately the first thing they cut was the stationery budget..."

Mafia Short-Term Memory Clinic. 'Fuhgettaboutit.'

'You did remember the condoms didn't you?'

Senior PGA Moment.

'It's a sad case -- amnesia AND identity theft.'

"How a cartoonist's mind works #3 in a series" "Cartoons you think of during the day and draw" "Cartoons you think of in the middle of the night and forget"

"There's a wonderful book on memory tricks here, but I can't remember what I did with it!"

'Before you go, introduce yourself, so that I know who you were...'

"So you packed everything everything but the tent!"

"I seem to have forgotten what I was saying...please...hold the applause!"

Amnesia Clinic: "Take one of these pills whenever you remember to."

Study more to pass more tests.

"Wow, I cannot remember what I was saying."

'Do you have anything for absent-mindedness?'

How to Improve Your Memory Seminar.

'I never forget a face.'

Student to other: 'I keep forgetting to return my library books on 'boomerangs' and ... what was the other one? Oh yeah, 'memory improvement'.'

'That's so I wont forget my wife's birthday.'

Middle-aged people spend a lot of time looking for things that they have 'lost'.....

'Did I put the recycling out?'

"Sorry I'm late. I forgot the PIN number I need to get my brain going."

"My memory's not too good these days."

Short Term Memory Loss Support Group: 'Good evening. You're probably all wondering why you just walked into this room.'

Woman says, 'How did your memory improvement class go last night?' Man answers, 'I completely forgot about it!'