Memory Techniques Gifts

'It's seven-forty - surely they haven't all forgotten!' (Memory Class).

"Is there a mnemonic I can use to remember how to spell mnenonic?"

Historical memory is on life support.

"Those are the names of your children? I went a different route...I memorized my kids' names."

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

"Remember back in the day when I was a real heartbreaker?" "Riiight... now the only thing you break is wind."

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

Where was I?

"I love that you still call me 'honey'."

"Remember, history was easier back in your day. There's so much more of it now."

". . . and now it's his memory. Three times on Saturday he asked me what day it was. Or did I already tell you that earlier?"

'Trouble is they always forget to return them...'

"I cross the road to forget."

'You see doctor I've been increasingly Forgetful.'

"We fell for this last time remember..."

'I couldn't remember your exact age.'

"I get it! I get it! Elephants never forget. Now quit bragging about it!"

'You did remember the condoms didn't you?'

"There's a wonderful book on memory tricks here, but I can't remember what I did with it!"

Origins of a family tradition.

'The problem seems to be in the memory bank.'

"Once again, I simply don't recall."

'I don't remember ever having a good memory.'

"Wow, I cannot remember what I was saying."

Amnesia Clinic: "Take one of these pills whenever you remember to."

"I've memorized so many passwords, things are starting to get weird."

Remembering His Marbles

"Half-full. Those were the days."

Study more to pass more tests.

"I seem to have forgotten what I was saying...please...hold the applause!"

Remember when?... When was that?

"I'm having trouble with my long-term memory -- I can't remember my earlier reincarnations."

"This is one of those beautiful summer days when I'm flooded with memories of things that never happened to me."

Amnesia Support Group: Meeting Today!

'And tomorrow we will be having a surprise test.'