Memory Improvement Seekers Gifts

'When I do become a success, I'm going to buy one of those 'Improve Your Memory' books.'

'Trouble is they always forget to return them...'

Cut out and keep your own Marcel Proust.

"Unfortunately the first thing they cut was the stationery budget..."

Mafia Short-Term Memory Clinic. 'Fuhgettaboutit.'

'You did remember the condoms didn't you?'

"There's a wonderful book on memory tricks here, but I can't remember what I did with it!"

Study more to pass more tests.

"I seem to have forgotten what I was saying...please...hold the applause!"

Student to other: 'I keep forgetting to return my library books on 'boomerangs' and ... what was the other one? Oh yeah, 'memory improvement'.'

Woman says, 'How did your memory improvement class go last night?' Man answers, 'I completely forgot about it!'

"The memorabilia auction was a huge flop."

Advanced Password Hint

"Is there a mnemonic I can use to remember how to spell mnenonic?"

"He's got a photographic memory."

When my memory was good, I could copy them word for word. These days, I'm lucky if I can paraphrase.

"Dear diary, what the heck did you do with my car keys?!"

'It's embarrassing. I can't seem to remember anything . . . short-term or long-term!'

"My memory's so bad I can plan my own surprise party."

Memory Clinic - Old What's His Name, Director.

Now...what was I doing

"My memory's terrible these days"

"This memory foam mattress isn't working. I still can't remember where I put my glasses."

Memory School.

"Honey, did you see where I placed that book entitled:'How to improve your memory?"

'Hi, name and birthday, please!'

"What's the name of the drug I've been taking to improve my memory?"

How Not to Remember Names

"Yes, they are sticky notes.I like to put a few reminders up so I won't forget to workout or eat right."

'And you can't remember why you tied a knot in your snake?'

"Don't worry if you can't remember where the drum is, grandad. I think your internal memory is full."

"The kids have sent us an app that reminds you what you were thinking twenty minutes ago."

'Sorry, that mental note has been deleted.'

'Darling, that memory course I've been doing, can you remember its web address.'

"I want a facial recognition system that will help me remember people's names."