Memory Challenging Gifts

Historical memory is on life support.

"Those are the names of your children? I went a different route...I memorized my kids' names."

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

"Remember back in the day when I was a real heartbreaker?" "Riiight... now the only thing you break is wind."

"I love that you still call me 'honey'."

"Remember, history was easier back in your day. There's so much more of it now."

'Trouble is they always forget to return them...'

"I cross the road to forget."

"Man, these closed book exams suck! Who could possibly remember all this crap?"

"We fell for this last time remember..."

'You did remember the condoms didn't you?'

"There's a wonderful book on memory tricks here, but I can't remember what I did with it!"

"Once again, I simply don't recall."

'I've got it written down...'

'No, I can't remember the name of the wine, but it did come in a bottle about this tall, if that's any help.'

"I have no idea where we parked the car, or why we exist."

"Half-full. Those were the days."

'The worst part is not to give birth, but to remember all their names!'

Amnesia Clinic: "Take one of these pills whenever you remember to."

Remember when?... When was that?

"I'm having trouble with my long-term memory -- I can't remember my earlier reincarnations."

Study more to pass more tests.

"I seem to have forgotten what I was saying...please...hold the applause!"

'I have your MRI results. Half your brain is clogged with passwords and the other half is clogged with user names.'

"This is one of those beautiful summer days when I'm flooded with memories of things that never happened to me."

'And tomorrow we will be having a surprise test.'

Amnesia Support Group: Meeting Today!

'Did I put the recycling out?'

'Remember Sarah Palin? Remember Joe The Plumber? Remember sex?'

"My memory's not too good these days."

"Thanks, I'll write that down."