Memory Challenging Pillows

When my memory was good, I could copy them word for word. These days, I'm lucky if I can paraphrase.

Historical memory is on life support.

"Those are the names of your children? I went a different route...I memorized my kids' names."

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

I'm not good with names but never forget a face. Of course, that's not very useful right now.

"Remember back in the day when I was a real heartbreaker?" "Riiight... now the only thing you break is wind."

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

"I love that you still call me 'honey'."

"Remember, history was easier back in your day. There's so much more of it now."

"I cross the road to forget."

'Trouble is they always forget to return them...'

"We fell for this last time remember..."

"Man, these closed book exams suck! Who could possibly remember all this crap?"

Mafia Short-Term Memory Clinic. 'Fuhgettaboutit.'

'You did remember the condoms didn't you?'

"There's a wonderful book on memory tricks here, but I can't remember what I did with it!"

'I've got it written down...'

"Once again, I simply don't recall."

'No, I can't remember the name of the wine, but it did come in a bottle about this tall, if that's any help.'

"I have no idea where we parked the car, or why we exist."

Remember when?... When was that?

"I seem to have forgotten what I was saying...please...hold the applause!"

Study more to pass more tests.

Amnesia Clinic: "Take one of these pills whenever you remember to."

"I'm having trouble with my long-term memory -- I can't remember my earlier reincarnations."

'The worst part is not to give birth, but to remember all their names!'

"Half-full. Those were the days."

'I have your MRI results. Half your brain is clogged with passwords and the other half is clogged with user names.'

"This is one of those beautiful summer days when I'm flooded with memories of things that never happened to me."

'And tomorrow we will be having a surprise test.'

Amnesia Support Group: Meeting Today!

I used to have nightmares about forgetting my locker combination. In their nightmares, they forget passwords!

'That's so I wont forget my wife's birthday.'

'Remember Sarah Palin? Remember Joe The Plumber? Remember sex?'

"Thanks, I'll write that down."