Memory Improvement Seeker Pillows

'Uh, Hon, you just gave me this book for Christmas,'

I'm not good with names but never forget a face. Of course, that's not very useful right now.

Where was I?

'Trouble is they always forget to return them...'

Cut out and keep your own Marcel Proust.

'I couldn't remember your exact age.'

"Unfortunately the first thing they cut was the stationery budget..."

Mafia Short-Term Memory Clinic. 'Fuhgettaboutit.'

'You did remember the condoms didn't you?'

'The problem seems to be in the memory bank.'

"There's a wonderful book on memory tricks here, but I can't remember what I did with it!"

'I've got it written down...'

"I have no idea where we parked the car, or why we exist."

"I don’t know … there’s a small part of me that just wants to erase my childhood."

Study more to pass more tests.

"I seem to have forgotten what I was saying...please...hold the applause!"

'I have your MRI results. Half your brain is clogged with passwords and the other half is clogged with user names.'

"Thanks, I'll write that down."

Student to other: 'I keep forgetting to return my library books on 'boomerangs' and ... what was the other one? Oh yeah, 'memory improvement'.'

"Why won’t you just admit you forgot where you parked the car?"

Woman says, 'How did your memory improvement class go last night?' Man answers, 'I completely forgot about it!'

"The memorabilia auction was a huge flop."

"My name is Proust. I've forgotten my room number."

'How come you keep forgetting when it's your round?'

Advanced Password Hint

Marcel Proust.

"He's got a photographic memory."

When my memory was good, I could copy them word for word. These days, I'm lucky if I can paraphrase.

'At age 47, Thomas Edison tried to forget everything he knew, in an attempt to become a second Thomas Edison.'

"My memory's so bad I can plan my own surprise party."

'It's embarrassing. I can't seem to remember anything . . . short-term or long-term!'

Memory Clinic - Old What's His Name, Director.

Now...what was I doing

"My memory's terrible these days"

Memory School.